Revizionizmi #6: The Candy Man

V peskovniku sedita deklici in se igrata. Mimo pride pedofil in da vsaki bonbon. Naslednji dan enako, še naslednji prav tako. Mine mesec in deklica reče drugi deklici:
“Preden naju tale pofuka, bova fasali sladkorno.”
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“/…/ I learned that Saint Nicholas travels with what was consistently described as ‘six to eight black men’. I asked several Dutch people to narrow it down, but none of them could give me an exact number.
/…/ if you told the average white American that six to eight nameless black men would be sneaking into his house in the middle of the night, he would barricade the doors and arm himself with whatever he could get his hands on.”
David Sedaris, Six to Eight Black Men

3. decembra se rodi France Prešeren, “med otroki znan kot Doktor Fig, saj je imel v žepu vedno kakšno figo ali drugo sladko dobroto”.

V noči s 5. na 6. decembra se prikaže Sv. Nikolaj oziroma Miklavž, ki otrokom prinaša suho sadje in sladkarije. Porednejše doleti šiba vražja v liku in delu parkeljnov.

Svetnik, ki pretepa smrkavce, kakšnega ugrabi in utopi. Svetnik iz Turčije. Bele Turčije?

Pesnik-svetnik-pravnik. Dr. Fig alias Dr. Fick.

Ta kulturosfera je tako prešerna in slovenly, da mora imeti Ta veseli dan kulture in kulturni praznik. Enega za veselje, drugega za melodramo.

Dr. Fig in g. Prešeren. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Play it again, Sammy.

Sammy Davis, Jr. – The Candy Man



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